Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Everyone Crazy

Friday night you love to karaoke The doors open and your first in line You do Sinatra, Eminem or Smokey Next thing you know everybody's dying You probably think they're all laughing with you But let me tell you, it's not that way They're counting down the seconds 'til it's over So as a friend I've got to say Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy Your rap is crap and you just can't sing You think you're Usher, Pharrell or even Jay Z But let's be honest it's not your thing Saturdays you're always on the dance floor Shake and baking everything you've got You only miss a step or two or fifty And all the girls wish that you'd just stop Maybe you need another shot of courage To get back out and blow them away But no amount of liquor's going to give you rhythm So as a friend I've got to say Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy You think you're smooth, but you've got no swing You're Dirty Dancing, but nothing like Swayze So let's be honest it's not your thing Anytime I see you at a party You're telling stories to impress the crowd You make yourself the center of attention But they all see you as just too loud You try so hard to steer the conversation But all your jokes are so passe Everybody's looking at their watches So as a friend I've got to say Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy You strut around like some kind of king But you don't need to be anybody's punch line Just be yourself and do your thing Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy Oh Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy Oh