Put Another Log On the Fire

Put another log on the fire Cook me up some bacon and some beans Go out to the car and change the tire Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans Come on baby Fetch my pipe and then go fetch my slippers Boil me up another pot of tea Then put another log on the fire And come and tell me why you're leaving me Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday Don't I warn you when you're getting fat fat fat fat Ain't I going to take you fishin some day A man can't love a woman more than that Aren't I always nice to your kid sister Don't I take her driving every night So sit here by my feet cause I like you when you're sweet And you know it ain't femine to fight Put another log on the fire Cook me up some bacon and some beans Go out to the car and change the tire Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans Come on baby Fetch my pipe and then go fetch my slippers Boil me up another pot of tea Then put another log on the fire And come and tell me why you're leaving me