That's What Friends Are For

There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know We wish we had known this when we were freshman Watch out for freshman Friday; the most dangerous day of the week You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where you week ends Four more years of obeying authority, without question Don't be so excited, there's only 1, 460 pages left to read It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school Because douchebag kids will kick them over We don't see why though, they're really convenient If a girl gives you a smile, Don't be deceived, she wants you to father her child And he's probably not even cute The only good thing about high school Is that there's super badass playgrounds They have the best swings ever! I once jumped five feet in the air! Four more years of obeying authority, without question Don't be so excited, there's only 1, 460 pages left to read It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate To think about how happy I was before I came, Running out of every room I walked in today But the most miserable part, Is that it's only the first day (It's only the first day) To think about how happy I was before I came, Running out of every room I walked in today But the most miserable part, Is that it's only the first day If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine, Then maybe high school isn't that bad 'Cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history Unless she's hot