Another Day in the Life of Mr. Jones

It was the 14th day of winter and The clouds were getting dense I met a girl in a snooker hall And she asked me for 10 pence She said she Had to make a phone call To get hold of her man When she asked me what I did I said as little as I can Uh-huh You're just who I've been looking for A partner to my crime I got this little caper I've been planning for sometime Its all up for the taking But it'll need two pairs of hands Just take a look through this scrap book And I'm sure you'll understand Uh-huh It never stops amazing me The things we do for currency But I promise I will change my ways If I get out of this alive Well its quite some undertaking But its not a game I play She said its too late for that You've seen my plans I can't let you get away With that she whipped out a 45 And she led me to the car A hundred miles an hour in a stolen TVR Uh-huh Well in half an hour we'd left the bank And in an hour we made the coast I cracked open a bottle and Proposed ourselves a toast I said well Heres to strangers thick as theives And to a day well spent And I'll be on my way When I get my fifty percent She said its been a pleasure to meet you But it really is a shame 'Coz I'm gonna have to kill you now And I don't even know your name My mouth filled up with thick red blood As the bullet smashed my bones I said let me introduce myself They call me lucky Jones It never stops amazing me The things we do for currency But I promise I will change my ways If I get out of this alive