The Dude

Who is it That walks the street with all the action? (It's the dude) Who is it That always gets a hot reaction? (That's the dude) Don't ya go makin' no mojo moves 'Round the dude (Don't try no funny bizness) Don't ya be copping no attitude With the dude (Hey, hey, here comes the dude) Hey everybody in the neighborhood The beauty's on duty, better hear me good Sister e-flat tomato, brother b-flat balloon Somethin' funky's goin' down, better listen to my tune I graduated from the college of the street I got a P.H.D. in how to make ends meet Inflation in the nation don't bother me 'Cause I'm a scholar with a dollar You can plainly see He's a winner 'cause it's in his blood Ain't nobody whose out there like him Any corner in the neighborhood That's the place that you'll always find him Soft talkin' with a rap so sweet (he does it good) Ladies call him the candy rapper (they want his love) He's the only one that's really cool (he's really cool) That's the reason why he's the dude Who is it That ain't got time for foolish talkin'? (It's the dude) Who is it That looks so clean you can't ignore him? (That's the dude) Don't ya go mess with His walkin' stick, not the dude (Don't try no funny bizness) Don't you double-cross him He's super slick, he's the dude (Hey, hey, here come the dude) I'm a stone-cold taker I'm a piggy bank shaker And I don't waste my time talkin' trash So if you go to my school You gotta learn this rule Don't let your mouth write a check That your body can't cash If you never had it Don't pay it no mind I know you're gonna get it If you take a little time Take a piece from the East A piece from the West Put it where it feels good Let the dude do the rest See him steppin' down the street No forgettin', he's the dude See him steppin' down the street No forgettin', he's the dude Don't ya go makin no mojo moves 'Round the dude (Don't try no funny bizness) Don't ya be coppin' no attitude With the dude (Hey, hey here comes the dude) He's the winner 'cause it's in his blood Ain't nobody who is outthere like him Any corner in the neighborhood That's the place you can always find him Soft-talkin' with a rap so sweet Ladies call him the candy rapper He is the only one that is really cool That's the reason why he is the dude He's the winner 'cause it's in his blood (there's nobody like him) Ain't nobody whose out there like him Any corner in the neighborhood That's the place you'll always find him Soft talkin' with a rap so sweet Ladies call him the candy rapper He is the only one that's really cool (he's so cool) That's the reason why he is the dude Ain't nobody like him