Jukebox and a Bar

They can make cars drive themselves And prove time-travel ain't crazy as hell They've even got a pill to make a soft package hard But as far as we've came When it comes to love and to blame And the breaking of a loved heart I think we're sorely lacking methods So I'm going with old time-tested: A jukebox and a bar One pushes me up the mountain And one rolls me down the hill While I sit in a phosphorescent dark So you can keep your fancy potions And your incandescent notions As for me and my barely-beating heart There's no better prescription For my broken disposition Than a jukebox and a bar We got pinpoint GPS All you need is an address But her love is the one thing I can't find Meanwhile no one has a clue How to make her memory turn loose So much for academic minds One pushes me up the mountain And one rolls me down the hill While I sit here in a phosphorescent dark You can keep your fancy potions And your incandescent notions As for me and my barely-beating heart There's no better prescription For the human condition Than a jukebox and a bar May look like music, booze, and beer There's a whole more goin' on in here Than a jukebox and a bar