Smokin & Drinkin

I'm on my bullshit barstool pimping On a Southern fried chicken On a whiskey-soaked August day And she told me last summer That she lost her only lover 'Cause he's got himself locked away He was cooking meth, tripping She was on a pole stripping Just American as apple pie Now she's looking for a lover 'Cause she wanna be a mother Trying to show me that she'd rather die She looks a little bit weathered But she's down for whatever And she probably knows a trick or two Says she got a few friends If you got a couple ends But they'd probably let you fuck them too I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking Just wasting my time No worrying no thinking More women, more wine I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking Just wasting my time No worrying no thinking More women, more wine I'm on my bullshit Drinking with some trouble 'Til I start to see double And they put me in the city jail Sometimes you may have problems And the only way to solve 'em Isn't always walk around with bail I lost a few nights And I lost a couple fights Blacked out on a whiskey bench I sold a lot of ticks Fucked a bunch of hot chicks And a couple that might make you cringe Got to keep it one hundred I'll say it if I done it Don't give a fuck about how you feel All you cheaters and liars With your cheap amplifiers Talk about how you're, "Keep it real" I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking Just wasting my time No worrying no thinking More women, more wine I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking Just wasting my time No worrying no thinking More women, more wine I'm on my bullshit, low temp dabbing Pistol grip grabbing I'm a chrome-plated man of steel Severely underrated Occasionally I'm hated 'Cause I like to tell it how I feel When push come to shove Got a whole lotta love For the people still holding me down Made a whole lotta ends And I kept a few friends Whole time I've been fucking around I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking Just wasting my time No worrying no thinking More women, more wine I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking Just wasting my time No worrying no thinking More women, more wine I'm on my bullshit