Karma and Tha Blizzard

A stranger gives a homeless man a ticket to Hawaii Giving him an option to sleep on the streets or sleep on the beach The bum accepts the ticket graciously He said, "My, my, my, what an opportunity" He packed his bags, got on the plane Got nothing to lose, everything to gain Claimed his seat, things are going well Until, "Sorry, sir, you'll have to leave, you're filthy, you smell" Everywhere you go there's a dude on your ass, yo Everywhere I go there's a dude on my ass, yo Hopefully things will change, maybe soon, I don't know I'll sit on the equator, waiting for the snow If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes Proper ID then I wouldn't lose I'd walk these streets with my head held high I've found my place is in the sky (sky) Is in the sky, is in the sky In the sky Stranger gives a poor man a million dollar check He was old, he was wealthy, he figured, "What the heck?" Without a job, without a dime, humbly he walks All the way to the bank, to himself he talks He said, "Aye, aye, aye, what am I gonna do with all these dollars? Aye, aye, aye, what am I gonna do with all these quarters? Aye, aye, aye, what am I gonna do with all these pennies?" "Sorry, you can't cash this check without proper ID" Everywhere you go there's a dude up your ass, yo Everywhere I go there's a dude up my ass, yo Hopefully things will change, maybe soon, I don't know I'll sit on the equator, waiting for the snow If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes Proper ID then I wouldn't lose I'd walk these streets with my head held high I've found my place is in the sky (sky) Is in the sky, is in the sky In the sky The earth seems hushed when the first snow falls You watch the ground turn to a sea of white Peace is this feeling, there's commotion up above The ground is freezing, there's commotion up above The flight was rough, mad people getting dizzy Everybody sick, kept the flight attendants busy The teller wraps up in a cloth of sheeting Tripped on ice, bumped her head, didn't know where she be Everywhere you go there's a dude on your ass, yo Everywhere I go there's a dude on my ass, yo Hopefully things will change, maybe soon, I don't know I'll sit on the equator, waiting for the snow If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes Proper ID then I wouldn't lose I'd walk these streets with my head held high I've found my place is in the sky (sky) Is in the sky, is in the sky In the sky If I had a clean shirt and a pair of shoes Proper ID then I wouldn't lose I'd walk these streets with my head held high I've found my place is in the sky In the sky, yeah, is in the sky In the sky