Never Trust a Woman

Don't ever trust a woman Until she's dead and buried Yes don't ever trust a woman Until she's dead and buried One day she'll say that she loves you And the next day she'll throw you in the street She'll smother you with kisses When her birthday comes around But as soon as she gets her presents She'll down talk you all over over town No don't ever trust a woman Until she's dead and buried One day she'll say that she loves you And the next day she'll throw you in the street She'll beg you for clothes and diamonds Until you're all in hock And then you'll come home one mornin' And your key won't fit the lock Don't ever trust a woman Until she's dead and buried Well, one day she'll say that she loves you The next day she'll throw you in the street She'll call you every mornin' Every mornin' noon and night She'll call you in between times Just to see if you're doin' alright She'll ask to borrow five And then she'll beg for ten And baby that five and ten You won't ever see again Man don't ever trust a woman Until she's dead and buried One day she'll say that she loves you And the next day she'll throw you in the street