Peel Me a Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow Stub me a smoke, talk to me nice You've got to wine and dine me Don't you try to fool me, bejewel me Either amuse me or lose me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Pop me a cork, French me a fry Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bonbons Chill me some wine, keep standing by Just entertain me, champagne me Show me you love me, kid glove me Best way to cheer me, cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me grape Here's how to be an agreeable champ Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say, "Do it", jump to it Send out for scotch, boil me a crab Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab And never outward think me, just mink me Polar bear rug me, don't bug me New thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Here's how to be an agreeable champ Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say, "Do it", jump to it Send out for scotch, boil me a crab Cut me a rose, make the tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab Never out think me, just mink me Polar bear rug me, don't bug me New thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry Peel me a grape One of the seedless kind