$100 Groom

She wore them cowboy boots Couldn't ignore, she looked so cute She was one that I liked best Couldn't believe her two buck dress I'll go downtown and we'll Find ourselves a judge And I'm your $100 groom Promise not to leave the room Even if I gotta vomit Oh, I'm your $100 groom Baby, I'll hop the broom Although I'd rather limbo underneath it She spent all of my cash And I broke out in a rash As long as I can make you laugh It's been a-while Might say it's high time It ain't getting' better Let's go for a ride Go downtown and find Some crooked judge And I'm your $100 groom Won't leave the room Even if I have to vomit Baby, I'm your $100 groom Baby, I'll hop that broom Though I'd rather limbo underneath it I've let you down in the past I can't let you down anymore Yeah, $100 groom Baby, in that room She's my better half When she makes me laugh When she don't, she ain't The one that I like best In a two buck dress She ain't no saint Go downtown and we'll Find ourselves a judge And I'll be your $100 groom Promise not to leave the room Even if I have to vomit Baby, I'm your $100 groom Baby, I'll hop the broom Rather limbo underneath it Baby, I'm your $100 groom Baby, I'm your $100 groom Baby, I'm your $100 groom $100 groom