7" Singles

We got the 7 inch single, the long playing album The 12 inch disco mix Just put it on the jukebox, grab yourself a lager See what the needle predicts We had the Country and Western, a dodgy little section With Jerry Lee Lewis and gang "From A Jack To A King" to secure prison wing But, still, the whole tavern, they sang Dolly Parton was queen Billy Joel the boss We were uptown, downtown, little bit of Motown With Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross All the punters would sing And you'd be joinin' in too "Red Red Wine", "Everybody Hurts" And "Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue" So barman, don't be a tease Now we're down on our knees Plug that Wurlitzer back in For the hes and the shes Well, we're begging you, please For the Peters and Lees Stick another 50p in And make it out and out cheese Then there were the tightwads, going to the jukebox Put in solitary 5p Worked out that Pink Floyd, anything by Meatloaf Was longer than your 10CC Arguing the B side's better than the A side Denying what you actually put on Pretending that you hate it, you don't even rate it But catch yourself singin' along Neil Diamond was king Elton John number one It was a working-class hymn, but the one congregation The Church really wished to be gone We sang "Give Peace a Chance" With Yoko Ono and John "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" And "Where Have All The Good Boys Gone" So barman, don't be a tease Now we're down on our knees Plug that Wurlitzer back in For the hes and the shes Well, we're begging you, please For the Peters and Lees Stick another 50p in And make it out and out cheese So barman, don't be a tease Now we're down on our knees Plug that Wurlitzer back in For the hes and the shes Well, we're begging you, please For the Peters and Lees Stick another 50p in And make it out and out cheese