Bad Sneakers

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear Including yours and mine and one more chimp who isn't here I can see the ladies talking how the times are getting hard And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard Yes, I'm going insane And I'm laughing at the frozen rain Well, I'm so alone Honey, when they gonna send me home? Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend Stomping on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend You fella, you tearing up the street You wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat? Do you take me for a fool? Do you think that I don't see That ditch out in the valley that they're digging just for me? Yes, I'm going insane You know I'm laughing at the frozen rain And I feel like I'm so alone Honey, when they gonna send me home? Bad sneakers and piiña colada, my friend Stomping on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend You know I'm going insane (going insane) Yes, I'm laughing at the frozen rain And I'm so alone Honey, when they gonna send me home? Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend