Introducing Me

I'm, I'm good at wastin' time I think lyrics need to rhyme and you're not askin' But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla Otherwise, it smells like feet to me And I, I really like you when the moon looks like a toenail And I love you when you say my name If you wanna know, here it goes Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close Gonna let you see everything But remember that you asked for it I'll try to do my best to impress But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart Well, you asked for it For your perusin', at times confusin' Slightly amusin', introducing me Do-do, do-do-do-do-do Do-do, do-do-do-do-do La-da-da-da La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da I never trust a dog to watch my food And I like to use the word "dude" As a noun or an adverb or an adjective And I, I never really been into cars I like really cool guitars and superheroes And checks with lots of zeros on 'em I love the sound of violins And makin' someone smile If you wanna know, here it goes Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close Gonna let you see everything But remember that you asked for it I'll try to do my best to impress But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart Well, you asked for it For your perusin', at times confusin' Possibly amusin', introducing me Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to So be careful when you ask next time So, if you wanna know, here it goes Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close Gonna let you see everything But remember that you asked for it I'll try to do my best to impress But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart Well, you asked for it For your perusin', at times confusin' Hopefully amusin', introducing me Do-do, do-do-do-do-do Do-do, do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do Introducing me