S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

(There are squirrels in my pants) Tell me what's makin' you jump like that S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants S to the I to the M to the P Then maybe you can be movin' like me Step right over and watch me put it down (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to the M to the P Who you got back and waterin' your plants? S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants How can I qualify for government grants? S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Got an Aunt Florance living in France She can't see the (squirrels in my pants) Step right over and watch me put it down (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to the M to the P If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie Baby you don't need an academic degree Everybody's smellin' my potpourri S to the I to the M to the P Step right over and watch me put it down (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P Step right over and watch me put it down, down on the ground 'Cause you know I got it goin' on S to the I to the M to the P S to the I to the M to the P If your pockets are empty, get a cash advance (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants Ain't about love, ain't about romance, I got squirrels in my pants