Red Shoes Blues

She's So misguided It's all so one-sided That dimwitted girl dares to tangle with me She's Prissy She's Clueless And I want Her shoe less I'll show her how fiendishly mean I can be I want those shoes to establish just whose number one from the east to the west Then I'll be complete with the world at my feet And red always suited me best I know I Hold sway over all I survey But I now need a much bigger deal The shoes are the key to the making of me So find her and bring her to heal When I get that footwear from her And it's put where it could have been, should have been right from the start My power will grow, it'll blossom and flow Through the world through the years and straight to my heart We all like to dance So now here's your chance You'll dance to your very last gasp Chasse, pirouette you'll swelter and sweat And stumble right into my grasp You'll find you can't stop as you dance till you drop And stumble right into my grasp Enjoy your dance my pretty And now you my monkeys, my darlings, it's time at long last to go do your work, now off you go and mop up the mess, I want that little girl and her mangy little dog and most of all I want my slippers!