Just Like Tiger Woods

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyways Lie through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Fertilise the ladies in the neighbourhood Get real rich and you will find All the hot chicks will want to grind If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Grip that shaft like you know you should Get a platinum card, it will be all good The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods Remember this when you're having fun Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah If the word gets out don't be afraid When a nine iron is heading for your escalade, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood Don't think about those three foot putts Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Text messages are never good Nail a girl at the driving range Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods Have your best friend book all your flights Tell your wife that you're golfing nights Get a call girl and maybe just chill Be willing to part with a hundred mil Bang a new pornstar everyday Tell your sponsors it will be okay Surprise them all with an invitation To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood Tell your wife how it's gonna be Your driver is community property If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Brett Favre did it so you know you could Become the king of your neighbourhood Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah