If You Really Really Love Me

If you really really really really love me Then you really really really gotta show me Don't whine when I put it in your booty Or if I'm up all night playin' Call of Duty Never hassle me because I'm unemployed If I sleep all day, don't get annoyed Then I know that you really really Really really really really really love me If you really really love me If you really truly want to make me feel nice Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice Let me have the keys to your Mercedes Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies If I get fat, look like an ape Lie to me and tell me I'm in great shape Then I know that you really really really really really really love me If you wonder what I did with the rent Just consider it money well spent I brought drugs and a new surf board Just go tell your dumb landlord That you love me, you really really love me If I have sex with your friend, Melanie Don't act like it's some kind of felony It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse And you get to ride the pony of course 'Cause I'm really really really really Really really really fond of you too When you think it's really sucky girl All your friends will say "You're lucky girl" Got a man who's hot and can sing All the girls wanna be with me 'Cause they love me, they really really love me Yes they do (solo) If you really really really really love me You'll never make me hang out with your family Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me When I try to borrow money he berates me Somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you "Cause you're 19 and I'm 52 He can't see that you really really Really really really really really love me You really really really really really really really really love me If you really really love me