When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake;
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize,
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize.
Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side;
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize,
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize.
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree;
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize,
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize.
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell;
Restless bones etherialize
Rise as spooks of every size.
(Maniacal laughter)
If you would like to join our jamboree
There's a simple rule that's compulsory:
Mortals pay a token fee
Rest in peace, the haunting's free
So hurry back, we would like your company!
