F.I.N.E.

Hot wax drippin', honey, what do you say? I got a brand new record that I've got to play She says, "Not now, boy", but I did anyway 'Cause I'm ready, so ready Lip-smackin', paddy-wackin', walkin' the street I got a ragtop Chevy, now I'm back on my feet I get an EMHO woody when I sit in the seat Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes 'Cause in the pink she look so fine She's got the Cracker Jack, now all I want's the prize, honey Heh-heh-heh! I know these hookers down on 42nd street But, uh, ill-gotten booty's not my style I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet, honey Heh-heh, yeah! 'Cause I'm alright Your daddy says I'm alright Mmm, your momma says, alright And my old lady says I'm alright Whipcrackin' floozy, way out of control She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll I got the right key, baby, but the wrong keyhole And I'm ready, so ready I'm a red, hot pistol and I'm ready to fight I'm a .38 special on a Saturday night I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey, make it alright 'Cause I'm ready, so ready, whoo! I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash It kinda keeps my ass in line One little french kiss, honey, that's my kinda trash Yeah! My brand new baby's lookin' F-I-N-E, fine The sun is shinin' every day Ain't got no rubbers, now it's rainin' all the time, honey Oh! 'Cause it's alright My little sister says I'm alright Ooh, my brother thinks I'm alright And my old lady knows I'm alright I feel like I'm hung up on the line I'd die for you, but we were partners in the crime Everything about you is so F-I-N-E, fine Let's put our clothes back on And, by the way, girl, what's your name again? Uh-huh! Come on, come on, come on, come on Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah Ow! G-G-G-G-G-Gow! 'Cause it's alright Ooh, your daddy says I'm alright And Tipper thinks I'm alright And Joe Perry says I'm alright Pitched my tent in the pouring rain I got a back seat lover that's callin' my name She's gonna blow my cover, she's hot as a flame But I'm ready, so ready, ow! I shove my tongue right between your cheeks I haven't made love now for 25 weeks I hear that you're so tight, your lovin' squeaks And I'm ready, so ready Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, hoo-hoo! (If I could, I surely would) (Stand in the place, but you're Holly—)