Love For Sale

Hit me, yeah Well, I got up this morning, I rolled out of bed I felt like this dog who's been kicked in the head (ouch) Checked out my mail there was letter that read, it said Love for sale, love for sale I picked up the phone, everyone I could I put my fingers to the walking through the telephone book You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook I said Love for sale, love for sale Well, send up the signal and throw me a line Somebody explain "This funny Valentine" It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime Well, I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind I called Lt. Colombo from my TV set I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet Love for sale, yeah, love for sale One more time Well, we've been living together three years Two hours, twenty minutes, maybe four hundreds beers She seems, you cant shop for love When you're shopping at Sears Love for sale, hey, love for sale I guess I've learned my lesson it was easy to see My old lady she played this joke on me I never looked where I forgot it to be there was Love for sale, L-l-love for sale, hey Love for sale (Hey Jon) love for sale (you got some love for sale?) "Uh uh," love for sale..." my ol'lady locked it up" (Your ol' lady really did that to you?) love for sale, hey (Lets play some blues right now) I got the blues... you should see my momma You wanna talk about the blues? (Love for sale, hey) and her big brothers (love for sale, hey) They locked my ass up one night (love for sale, I got, love for sale, hey) You hear about a shotgun wedding? Ha,ha,ha! Is that what that was? (That was a shotgun wedding right here) Somebody get me a drink (Oh get back now) Aw, Rich? (what bro?) I gotta go (how come, man?) I gotta go home (You gotta go home to your woman?) Aw I gotta go home man, just let, lets just Lets just say the records done, ok? Oo, love for sale