The Horizontal Bop

Wally's getting anxious thinking 'bout tonight Bruce is all spiffy looking, wicked looking right Eddie's getting spruced and Donna's getting loose They're passing 'round the bottle and they're getting good and juiced The B.G.'s wining-dining, checking talent at the club Skippers haunting second, looking forward to his rub The busters from the country and the hitters from the shop Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop Someone bring the records, someone get the brew Someone get a house, buddy, we'll know what to do Someone tell the ladies, someone make a deal If we can't find a house, someone better find a field Grass is good as carpet, anyplace is fine It's time to get to rockin', babe, it's time to make it shine Tell 'em we'll be dancing, dancing 'til we drop It's time to get down and do the horizontal bop Oh, yeah They're filling up the corners, they're filling up the streets You can feel the tension, you can almost feel the heat The music's getting louder, the beat's getting fast Summer's finally made it, yeah, it's finally here at last The pony cars are cruising on Woodward Avenue Go and try to pass 'em, they'll smoke you if you do The whole town's shaking from the bottom to the top Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop The busters from the country and the hitters from the shop Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop Tell 'em we'll be dancing, dancing 'til we drop Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop