I'm Bad

(Calling all cars, calling all cars) (Be on the lookout for a tall, light-skinned brother with dimples) (Wearing a black Kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers) (Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east) (Alias LL Cool J, he's bad) Aaaahhhhhhhhhh No rapper can rap quite like I can I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand Not the last Mafioso, I'm a MC cop Make you say, "Go LL and do the wop" If you think you can out write me, yeah boy, I bet 'Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet Trendsetter, I'm better, my rhymes are good I got a gold nameplate that says, " I wish you would" And when battle begins, then I gotta join in and Before my rhyme is over, you know I'ma win Cool J has arrived, so you better make way Ask anybody in the crowd, they say the kid don't play! Slaughter competition, that's my hobby and job I don't wear a disguise, because I don't owe the mob Got a pinpoint rap, that makes you feel trapped So many girls on my jock, I think my phone is tapped I'm bad (Cool J) (Cool J, yeah) (Cool J) (C-C-C-C-Cool J-J) (Cool J) (C-C-C-C-C-C-Cool J-J-J-J-J) I'm like Tyson, icin' I'm a soldier at war I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more Got concrete rhymes, been rappin' for ten years and Even when I'm braggin', I'm bein' sincere MC's can't win, I make 'em rust like tin They call me Jaws, my hat is like a shark's fin Because I'm bad as can be, got my voice on wax Some brothers think he's making records Now he must have relaxed I couldn't, shouldn't, and it'll stay that way The best rapper you've heard, is LL Cool J Kamikaze, take a look at what I've done Used to rock in my basement, now I'm number one And can happen on time, never standin' on line You wanna try me? First, you better learn how to rhyme I'm the pinnacle, that means I reign supreme And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean I'm bad (Suspect was last spotted with three other members of his crew) (Bobcat, E Love, and Cut Creator) (They are extremely bad, so keep your eyes open) (Use extreme caution) I eliminate punks, cut 'em up in chunks You were souped, you heard me, and your ego shrunk I'm devastating, I'm so good it's a shame 'Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal, they call me insane I'm as strong as a bull, of course you know I have pull I enjoy what I'm doing, plus I'm paid in full Not Buckaroo Bonsai, but busted out as I Say the kinda rhymes that make MC's wish that I'd die Never retire, or put my mic on the shelf The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad You want a hit? Give me a hour, plus a pen and a pad MC's retreat, 'cause they know I can beat 'em And eat 'em in a battle, and the ref won't cheat 'em I'm the best, takin' out all rookies So forget Oreos, eat Cool J cookies I'm bad (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J-J-J) (Cool J-J-J) (C-Cool) Never ever, no never Never wearin' no Levi's, battle me, why try I'll treat you like a stepchild, so tell mommy bye-bye Sparrin' MC's, and I'ma never get whipped When I retire, I'll get worshipped like a old battleship LL, I'm bad, other rappers know When I enter the set, they say, "Yo, yo. There he go!" My paycheck's large, Mr. Bogart in charge Not a puncher or a hunter from a racoon lodge The original Todd, teachin' how to be hard Take the skin off a snake, and split a pea from a pod You're a novice, I'm noble, and I dissect with my tongue Not Atilla the Hun, but no, I'm Threwler his son My vocal's exact, like rack and pinion in a Jag You try to brag, you get your rhymes from a grab-bag No good scavenger, catfish, vulture My tongue's a chisel in this competition sculpture I'm bad (Think I'm gonna need backup) (Think I'm gonna need backup) (What you need that for?) (Yo, this is LL Cool J) (And you'll never catch me, so don't even try it) (I'm too bad for ya, understand?) Aaaaaahhhh I'm bad