911 Is A Joke

Hit me! Somebody call an ambulance There's not a minute to spare Don't worry There's not a minute to spare Don't worry Going, going, gone I dialed 911 a long time ago Don't you see how late they're reactin' They only come and they come when they wanna So get the morgue truck and embalm the goner They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed I know you stumble with no use people If your life is on the line then you're dead today Late comers with the late comin' stretcher That's a body bag in disguise y'all, I betcha I call 'em body snatchers 'cause they come to fetch ya? With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation Lose your arms, your legs to their miscalculation I can prove it to you watch the rotation It all adds up to a funky situation So get up, get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown Get up, get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown 911 is a joke 911 is a joke Everyday they don't never come correct You can ask my man right here with the broken neck He's a witness to the job never bein' done He would've been in full effect But late 911 was a joke 'cause they always jokin' They the token to your life when it's croakin' They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker The reason that I say that 'cause they Flick you off like fleas They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees And to the strength so go the length Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth You better wake up and smell the real flavor Cause 911 is a fake life saver So get up, get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown Get up, get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown How (911 is a joke) how, how (911 is a joke) How, how (911 is a joke) how, how (911 is a joke) So get up, get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown Get up, get, get, get down 911 is a joke in yo town Get up, get, get, get down Late 911 wears the late crown (911 is a joke) (911 is a joke) (911 is a joke) (911 is a joke)