Neighbor (Full-Length Version)

Sittin' in your front yard drinkin' lemonade Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you've got it made But you don't know what's in store, for you and your family Ha, ha, I'm movin in right next door, won't you welcome me? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I hope I didn't ruin your day! Won't you be my neighbor? Yeah, I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dogs with fleas My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, but this I'm sure you'll see And you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery C'mon and welcome to, home sweet hell, dissastifaction guaranteed It's beautiful day in the neighborhood And if I could I surely would Invite you in and say... Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Could you be my nieghbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Oh c'mon I don't think you'll find A place to live in peace of mind You're gonna live in misery When you're livin' next to me! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Raaah! Won't you be now, won't you be my funky neighbor? Well I drink, I stink, I smoke, I'm a joke I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa And you should know by now you're never Gonna forget it, a-haa Now I know just what you're thinkin' It could be you out 'n' you're drinkin' Don't you knock it till you try it It could be you in a little while I hope I didn't ruin you day! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I dig your wife, she sure is good A beautiful day in the neighborhood Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha ha ha!