Reproduction

The parts of a flower are so constructive that Very, very often the wind will cause pollination If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature Can create the same situation Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils Is right on the list, I'll try to make it crystal clear The flower's insatiable passion turns it's life into a circus of debauchery Now you see just how the stamen gets it's lusty dust onto the stigma And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? A photoperiodic reaction! Oh, that's good, oh, that's very good Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter two, page five Reproduction, reproduction Put your pollen tube to work Reproduction, reproduction Make my stamen go berserk Reproduction I don't think they even know what a pistil is I got your pistil right here Where does the pollen go? Next chapter In an abstract way, the same thing applies to the reproductive organs Of the more complex life forms, but now we are dealing with sexual response Are there any questions before we begin reading? Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it? When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater Starts pullin' that stuff, she's saying that she wants to do it? Can't prove it by me, 'cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the backseat With his heart beatin' fast They make it sound like a track meet, gross! Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Reproduction, reproduction "Baby, give it to me now" Reproduction, reproduction "Is that all you think about?" Reproduction "Come on baby, show me that you really love me so!" Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up Where does the pollen go? The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring Are there any comments on this? Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions? What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book where she adds up the days of her, uh What do you call it? Mentalstration? Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what'll the guy say if the numbers don't add up right, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah Reproduction, reproduction Hope he's proud of what he's done Reproduction, reproduction He was only pokin' fun Reproduction See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe? Reproduction, reproduction Reproduction, reproduction Reproduction, reproduction Reproduction Where does the pollen go?