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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
ABC
Performer
Martin Fry
Vocals
Mark White
Keyboards
Brad Lang
Bass Guitar
David Palmer
Drums
Stephen Singleton
Saxophone
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Martin Fry
Composer
Mark Lickley
Songwriter
Mark White
Composer
Stephen Singleton
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Gary Langan
Engineer
Trevor Horn
Producer
Lyrics
When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day
And Santa Claus don't come on a Christmas Day
That umbrella won't work on a rainy day
Don't ask me, I already know
When they find you beached on the barrier reef
And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
The choice is yours, short; saint or thief
Don't ask me, I already know
Yes, they baked your cake in little slices
Kept your eye on rising prices
Wound up winning booby prizes
I'm sure you'd like to think you know what life is
Find destiny through magazines
Liplicking, unzipping, Harpers and Queens
From here to eternity without in-betweens
Ask me, I already know
With your heart on parade and your heart on parole
I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole
School for scandal, guess who's enrolled
So ask me, I already know
When they find you beached on the barrier reef
When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day
When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
When you don't tell the truth, that's the price you pay
When I'm shaking a hand, I'm clenching a fist
If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed
And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed
I'd be a millionaire, I'd be a Fred Astaire
Writer(s): Mark Andrew White, Martin David Fry, Stephen Barry Singleton, David Palmer
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