Dancin' Fool

One, two, three, four I don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other And both my feet's too long 'Course now right along with 'em I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hopin' one day I might get it right I'm a dancin' fool (dancin' fool) Dancin' fool Dancin' fool (dancin' fool) Dancin' fool I hear that beat, I jump outa my seat But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a Dancin' fool (dancin' fool) Dancin' fool The disco folks all dressed up Like they's fit to kill I walk on in and see 'em there I walk on in and see 'em there When they see me comin' They all steps aside They has a fit while I commit My social suicide, I'm a Dancin' fool Dancin' fool Dancin' fool Dancin' fool The beat goes on and I'm so wrong (Wrong) The beat goes on and I'm so wrong (Wrong) The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong I may be totally wrong Dancin' fool I may be totally wrong Dancin' fool I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes, hey My shirt's half open, just to show you my chain And the spoon for up my nose I am really somethin' That's what you'd probably say So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink While I dance the night away I'm a dancin' fool (dancin' fool) Dancin' fool Dancin' fool (dancin' fool) Dancin' fool He's a dancin' fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah Say darlin', can I buy ya a drink? Are you waitin' for Mister Goodbar? Well, here he is Wait a minute, I've got it You're an Italian You're Jewish? Love your nails You must be a Libra