Along Came Jones

I plopped down in my easy chair And turned on channel two A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam Was a chasin' poor sweet Sue He trapped her in the old saw mill And said with an evil laugh If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half And then he grabbed her-and then, He tied her up And then-he turned on the buzz saw and Then and then- (What seems to be going on here?) And then along came Jones Tall thin Jones Slow Walking Jones Slow talking Jones Along came long lean lanky Jones Commercial came on so I got up To get myself a snack You should have seen what was going on by the time that I got back. Down in the old abandoned mine Sweet Sue was havin' fits If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll blow you all to bits And then he grabbed her-and then, he tied her up And then, he lit the fuse to the dynamite, and then And then-(that's not cricket ole chap) And then along came Jones Tall thin Jones Slow walking Jones Slow talking Jones Along came long lean lanky Jones I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo Salty Sam was trying to stuff sweet Sue in a burlap sack He said If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'm gonna through you on the railroad track, And then he grabbed her And then he tied her up, And then he threw her on the railroad track, What a jerk And then and then Your train seems to be blocking my driveway And then along came Jones Tall thin Jones Slow walking Jones Slow Talking Jones Along came long lean lanky Jones (Ami Dolenz and Davy Jones Nursery Rhyme announcing) Ami:Wow it's Nursery Rhyme time with Davy Jones! Davy:There was an old lady who lived in a shoe She had so many children That the census control androids from sector five Came and disassembled her.