Tic-tac-toeing, three in a rowing
Sit back, relax, listen to a pro and
As I start goin', blowin', flowin', and showin'
MCs' - that I am the capital H-E-A-V-Y-D-sin
This is my yard, better get my precinct
No discontent 'cause I'm all about pleasin'
Ladies come to me because, they love squeezin'
If you don't see me, I'm probably skeezin'!
Easy desert on the smooth tip
As I get loose, kinda like I say rip this format of my rap, listen to direction
Six foot three, with a manila, complexion
Dance - shake, rock, roll
Heavy is in the house I got total, control
I'ma inject, respect, collect a fat check
Heavy is in effect - but you ain't heard nothin' yet!
How could I explain to ya - the Heav-mania
Tryna figure eight or make it simple and plain to ya
Hmm, I'm the Heav-ster, a rap register
That flows with cash so fast you can't measure the intent of content that I represent
The format of my rap from past to present tense
Girls they adore me, they scream for me
Fellas get jealous 'cause the ladies won't ignore me
Overweight Lover MC
H-E-A-V-Y-D, rap champion
Joe Black, Pete Rock, Billy Bob and they'll explain to ya
Who is the greatest, the biggest, the baddest! (baddest!)
They won't front, they know the Heavy D. status
My favorite, old time group came Gladys
Knight & The Pips and, love "Flip" Wilson
The Great Houdini was my, favorite magician
Sit back relax, cause Heav is on a mission
I'ma inject, detect, dialect, dissect, direct
Heav is in effect - but you ain't heard nothin yet!
Aiyyo back up, don't even press up, it's time to set up
The stage, and I won't let up, 'til y'all get up
Or respect whet we inject, so come correct
Heavy D's in effect (fect) - but you ain't heard nothin yet!
Wreaka, no half-stepper, rhyme veteran
Ripper, Moet sipper, 'cause I'm better in
This hand, even that and, a matter of fact
You wanna know the place to be, the place to be is where Heavy's at
I soar without a fall, 'cause I'm courageously standing
I'm in demand, and on the stage I be better
With Eddie F., he's right back at me
The Boyz are to the left and the right, you know we gotta be
Correct as we expect, you too accept our subject
That we direct, to all turtleneck rappers who seem upset
Heavy D.'s in effect (fect) - but you ain't heard nothin yet!
