Wicked World

You say you like candy Well, stick with me, I got some sugar up my sleeve You like money, Place your bets on me, these odds are going crazy And don't be afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, He's just a sheep underneath those teeth And don't be afraid of the Wicked Witch She ain't so bad, she ain't no bitch Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world La-la-la-ladies, if you feel me holler Fellas, show us all a dollar Little Riding Hood is such a flirt She got Miss Muffet all up her skirt Hansel and Gretel never made it home They got some cooking to do of their own Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world Once I tried to be so good All sweet and spice like good girls should But I don't see why I try, why do I try? When every time I climb that hill, my Jack is somewhere chasing Jill Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world Uh Uh Rupunzel, Rupunzel, let down your golden hair Giddy up, giddy up on a big white horse, even if your prince ain't there Oh, I long for ever after like every princess should But there's always another chapter, and the apple sure tastes good! Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world Yeaaa-aa-aah, Woo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world