Lost Paraguayos

Darling, I hate to tell you, but I think I'm catching a cold Put another chair on the fire, bring the bottle over here I feel I'm getting old I like your laugh and a hot romance And a 'orny sense of humor But if it rains again like it did today I'm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner (Woo!) Got to get me some South America sun Honey, don't even ask me if you can come along Down at the border, you need to be older And you sure don't look like my daughter Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage And I'll end up in a Mexican jail Darling, please don't cry, you know I wouldn't tell you no lie Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dou Come over there Oh my God, don't look now But it appears to be raining again Get upstairs, pack my book of prayers Honey, hurry, I'm catching pneumonia I gotta move while I'm in the mood Or I'll disappear into that wall Darling, please don't curse It really couldn't be any worse Say I'm a sun fanatic, but it's dark in your attic And your cat sleeps over my head I know I'm not a football star But I want a little better than that So, I'm much obliged for the pure white ride And a cup of tea every morning I'll say goodbye, look your man in the eye You know I wouldn't tell you no lie (ha-ha-ha, yeah) I got to get me South American sun, no-no (Woo!) La-la-la-la-la-la-la No, no-no-no-no So, after all, I'll see you in the fall On a brand-new day, brand-new way, no-no No, no-no-no-no Goodbye honey, goodbye honey Goodbye honey, it ain't funny (woo) No, no-no, goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny Come on