Uh
Betty was worried about the lover that she has married
And she didn't know what to do
He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead
An' all her worst fears had come true
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Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Call the police
Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker
And he never ever broke the law
Thin Miss Lizzy was a-kept very busy
And sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for
{Repeat chorus}
And take 'em all away
Lock 'em up
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Louie was a loner and a big time Al Capone-er
Doin' all his dipping from the door
He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ,
The sooner he could even the score
{Repeat chorus}
And lock 'em up
Help ya have a birthday, say
Take 'em all away
