Interrogation Song

Kermit, let's begin Describe the day you played Berlin We rehearsed and then we walked about We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut That night at ten o' three Were you inside the portrait gallery? From ten o'clock to ten o' four Was when we did the show encore Hmm, Frog we've got our doubts Can you confirm your whereabouts? My alibi is watertight The audience saw me sing all night Monsieur we know you did the crime I was on stage that whole time Ask who sang "Rainbow Connection" Thank you Kermit, no more questions Hello, I think it's time for good cop, romantic cop Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside Now's your chance to save your hide Gentlemen, I did not know It's a crime to steal the show Tell us how the art was taken If you want to save your bacon I haven't seen your missing art All I've stolen is audience hearts We can give you a plea deal All you have to do is squeal I'm not a thief, I don't know how All I've ever taken is a bow We'll catch the swine that did this job Give up the pig puns, creep Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion Thank you Piggy, no more questions I think she likes me I don't think your puns are helping the investigation You know, I think they did it No they didn't Yes they did, and we can pin it If they did, how did they do it? If they didn't, how did they didn't? If they didn't then it's easy, 'cause they simply didn't do it If they did it, then I knew it, but we've nothing that can prove it... Oh, excuse me Urgh Bring in the purple guy with the shnozz Do you remember what you did On the night you played Madrid? I was hit by a raging bull And rushed off stage to the hospital Gonzo, what do you know About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado? I never saw the stolen busts I spent the night in bed concussed The truth Gonzo, the clock is tickin' If you don't believe me, ask the chicken Camilla was there, she'll co-operate Madam, are you willing to corroborate? Bawk bawk begawk, begawk gawk gawk! Will somebody get this chicken out of here? Calm down Camilla, it's a routine inspection Thank you Gonzo, no more questions Let's go from the start What do you know about the stolen art? I didn't know there was a plan Your accusation is far out man The chances of us committing a crime Are less than point zero zero nine Shern de shern de herf Sher de chicky en de farney hug To help with our investigation Can you do a full translation? What the chef just said to you Was "Schnoop do schnnop do schnook" It's not Swedish Argh! Argh! Ahaha Wank wank wank I, I can do an Elvis impression? Thank you Muppets, no more questions! They didn't No, they didn't There's no way they did the crime They couldn't, they're too stupid They're not criminal masterminds We do not know who did it, but we know who didn't do it So we know who didn't do it yes we know who didn't do it They're incapable of being culpable!