The Money Song (feat. Jerry Lewis)

If you got it, you don't need it If you need it, you don't got it You don't get it, shame on you Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? Them that have it get more of it Less they need it, the more they love it And it sticks to them like glue Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? Ask the rich man, he'll confess Money can't buy happiness Ask the poor man, he don't doubt But he'd rather be miserable with than without If you spend it, please be wiser If you save it, you're a miser You don't want it, you're cuckoo Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? La-money, mo-no-money, money-mo-no Oh, shut up, Jerry, what are you doing? I'm singing This is singing? Don't you like it? No, I don't like it, you wanna sing with me? Can I sing with you? Sure, you can All right If I do not need it badly Friends will give it to you gladly But I need it, nuts to you Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? If I am lucky and I make it You'll be frightened, but who can take it? The Internal Revenue Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? Birds don't got it, still, they sing Eating winds up on the wing Ideal lives some folks affirm So, okay, you're a bird, but suppose you're a worm It's a bad thing, oh yes, very For the germs and sanitary Will you have some? Oh, thank you Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? If I got it (who's got it?), I don't need it (but I need it) If you need it (and I need it), you don't got it (but I want it) You can't get it, shame on you (what can I do?) Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? Them that have it (where'd they get it?), get more of it (can they keep it?) The less they need it (who don't need it?), the more they love it (and how they love it) And it sticks to them like glue (boo-hoo) Funny, funny, funny, what money can do? Money, money, we love you Funny, funny, funny, what you can do?