Little Girls (Bonus Track)

I'm an ordinary woman With feelings I'd like a man to nibble on my ear But I'll admit No man as bit So how come I'm the mother of the year? Little cheeks Little teeth Everything around me is little If I wring Little necks Surely I will get an acquittal Some women are dripping with diamonds Some women are dripping with pearls Lucky me! Lucky me! Look at what I'm dripping with Little girls How I hate Little shoes Little socks And each little bloomer I'd have cracked Years ago If it weren't for my Sense of humor Some day I'll step on their freckles Some night I'll straighten their curls Send a flood Send the flu Anything that You can do To little girls (Reprise) Some day I'll land in the nut house With all the nuts and the squirrels There I'll stay Tucked away Until the prohibition of Little girls.