Alright Guy

You know, just the other morning, I was hanging around in my house I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked, I was checking it out Just then a friend of mine came through the door Said she'd never picked me for a scumbag before Said she didn't ever want to see me anymore And I still don't know why I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy I just wanna live until I gotta die I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright Now maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope I know I get wild and I know I get drunk But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a no-good punk And I still don't know why I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy I just wanna live until I gotta die I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright I think I'm alright; hell yeah! You know, just the other night, these cops pulled me over outside a bar They turned on their lights, and ordered me outta my car And I was only kidding when I called 'em a coupla dicks But still they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks And now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't know why I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm an alright guy I just wanna live until I gotta die I know I ain't perfect, but God knows, I try I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright I think I'm an alright guy I think I'm alright You know, I think I'm an alright guy... I really do; I'm alright!