(You Ain't) Home On the Range

Out in the land where the men are tough as cactus, Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won, Out in the land of the desperado, If yer as soft as an avocado, Yee-ha! Yer quacamole, son! Home, Home, Thhis ain't it, pal! Home, Home, Home on the Range. Home, Home, Better go git, pal! You aint Home on the Range. Out in the land where the weak are target practice, Home, Home, Home on the Range. Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek. Home, Home, Home on the Range. Out where the bad are a whole lot badder, If yer the type with a nervous bladder, Yip! Yow! Yer saddle's gonna reek! 'Cause you aint home on the range, Cowboy- Yer really up the creek! Home, Home, Home on the Range. Home, Home, Home on the Range. Home, Home, Home on the Range. Home, Home, Home on the Range.