Genie Medley

I'm the genie... da da da da da... I have often dreamed of a far off place Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be I'll be there someday I can go the distance I will find my way if I can be strong I know every mile will be worth my while When I go the distance I'll be right where I belong There you see her sitting there across the way She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her And you don't know why but you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl Yes, you want her Look at her, you know you do Possible she wants you to, there is one way to ask her It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl Sing with me now Sha la la la la la my oh my Look at the boy too shy He ain't gonna kiss the girl Sha la la la la la ain't that sad Ain't it a shame, too bad You gonna miss the girl No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston There's no one in ten half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you who's team they'd prefer to be on No one's been like Gaston A kingpin like Gaston No one has a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating My, what a guy, that Gaston Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll Person of the Week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro, Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO He was a no one, a zero zero Now he's a hot shot, he's a hero He was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero just like that