(Liv) Remember Harry Applegate
(Tony) Yeah, he took Cordie on a date
(Liv) Oh what a dapper Dan
Pearly teeth and tennis tan
(Tony) Remember him well
Thought he was a Romeo
(Liv) Tried to kiss out sis, and oh
Harry ducked but too late
(Tony) Father bought him an upper plate
(Both) Watch your footwork
Better learn to bob and weave
Sister Cordie's got dynamite up her sleeve
(Liv) What a jab
(Both) Dynamite up her sleeve
(Tony) What a hook
(Both) Dynamite up her sleeve
Keep your guard up
(Liv) Archie Baxter came here twice
(Tony) First time out he acted nice
(Liv) Romance was in the air
Oh they made a lovely pair
(Tony) Beautiful
Second date it was a dance
He grabbed her tight this was his chance
(Liv) Cordie only bruised that sport
(Tony) Father settled it out of court
(Both) Watch your footwork
Better learn to bob and weave
Sister Cordie's got dynamite up her sleeve
(Liv) What a right
(Both) Dynamite up her sleeve
(Tony) What a cross
(Both) Dynamite up her sleeve
Keep your guard up
(Liv) Say, do you remember Harvey Drew
(Tony) Oh yeah, captain of the Dartmouth crew
(Liv) That's him
A letter man three years
Muscles
(Tony) Between his ears
(Liv) Now be generous
While rowing Cordie 'round the lake
A crude advance did Harvey make
(Tony) A gruesome scene
(Liv) It happened so fast
(Tony) Next week they remove the cast
(Both) So watch your footwork
Better learn to bob and weave
Sister Cordie's got dynamite up her sleeve
What a faint
Dynamite up her sleeve
What an uppercut
Dynamite up her sleeve
