Diane's got everything, a helicopter and a submarine
Yeah, man, you're just what this world needs
Diane lives in a sanctuary
She swears to Jesus she'll never marry
Yeah, man, you're everything to me
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane is everywhere, pretending that she just don't care
Diane, I hear you're just 19
Diane's a superstar, she's everything you hoped you were
Diane, you're all these things to me
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
She's got everything she wants in the world, Diane
Pretending to be some kind of calendar girl
Well, I'll pull you out and I'll pin you down, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane
Diane, Diane, Diane
