Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends For margaritas at the Holiday Inn Oh, have mercy, my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patrón Her closet's missing half the things she bought Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a tablecloth Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off Woah-oh She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink She don't mean nothing She's just having fun Tomorrow she'll say, oh, what have I done? Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off