The Taliban Song (Live)

We call it "The Taliban Song" Everybody snap your fingers, c'mon Check it out I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man And I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand since they moved in They call themselves the Taliban Ooh, yeah, the Taliban Singin', ooh, the Taliban, baby Oh, yeah Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot, white sand But man, she's just like me, nah, she can't stand The Taliban (ooh, the Taliban, baby) But you know, someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be, ride, camel, ride My old lady, she'll be here with me, just smilin' right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban I know where you comin' from, brother This is a patriotic love song So y'all feel free to salute if you want to I give you permission Now they attacked New York City 'cause they thought they could win Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran, and said "Now, you sons-of-bitches, you better not be doin' any business with the Taliban" So we prayed to Allah with all of our might Until those big U.S. jets came flyin' one night They dropped little bombs all over their holy land Man, you should have seen 'em run, like rabbits, they ran The Taliban You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be ride, camel, ride My old lady, she'll be here with me, just smilin' right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban We'll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban Taliban Whoo, y'all's patriotic now