I'm the son of a third generation farmer
I've been married ten years to the farmer's daughter
I'm a God-fearin', hard-workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester
Three miles of cars layin' on their horns
Fallin' on deaf ears of corn
Lined up behind me like a big parade
Of late-to-work, road-raged jerks
Shoutin' obscene words
Flippin' me the bird
Well, you may be on a state paved road
But that blacktop runs through my payload
Excuse me for tryin' to do my job
But this year ain't been no bumper crop
If you don't like the way I'm a-drivin'
Get back on the interstate
Otherwise sit tight and be nice
And quit yer honkin' at me that way
'Cause I'm the son of a third generation farmer
I've been married ten years to the farmer's daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I'm a lifetime sponsor of the FFA
Hey!
That's a what I make
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But I'm proud to say
I'm a God-fearin', hard-workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester
Well, I know you got your own deadlines
But cussin' at me won't save you no time, hoss
This big-wheeled wide load ain't goin' any faster
So just smile and wave and tip your hat
To the man up on the tractor
'Cause I'm the son of a third generation farmer
I've been married ten years to the farmer's daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I'm a lifetime sponsor of the FFA
Hey!
That's a what I make
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But I'm proud to say
I'm a God-fearin', hard-workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester
I'm a God-fearin', hard-workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-luggin' five miles an hour
On my International Harvester
