Ballerina

We got married in a Wal-Mart Down by the Wrangler Jeep Ima dress my baby like a vampire Next week on Halloween Got a lot of things down at the Wal-Mart Things like trampoline I got me some whiskey and some diapers For my darlin' Lucy Jean Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. We got married in a Wal-Mart Down by the franks n beans Killed a guy in Texas, stole my grandma's Hyundai Now my face is on a magazine. Makin love and then we're makin bacon Just wipe down the Foreman grill Look at that Bocephus over yonder That's where your pappy was killed. Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. Ballet dancer on the tippy toe Ballet dancer on the tippy toe I sent my kids to school down at the Wal-Mart It's kinda like a private school Babies said her favorite class is recess Lucy Jean just pees the kiddie pool Was born at this Wal-Mart and I'll die here It sits on an old Injun ground The best maize on the cob in the tri-county This Wal-Mart's proud to say it can be found. Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. Well now you done tried to catch me It ain't worth it to fetch me C'mon and be my lovin' man Well I been tryin' to reach ya The time will just eat ya I best be doin' what I can Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. Yes I'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam. Yes I'm a Ballerina! Well I'm a Ballerina! Yes I'm a Ballerina! Ballerina! (repeat until the end)