You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with A thirty nine an da half foot pole You're a vile one Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a sick crocodille Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodille You're a foul one Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follow and i quote "Stink, stank, stunk"