Something's Gone Wrong Again

Tried to find my sock No good, it's lost Something's gone wrong again Need a shave Cut myself, need a new blade Something's gone wrong again And again, and again, and again, again and Something's gone wrong again Something's gone wrong again Tried to fry an egg Broke the yolk, no joke Something's gone wrong again Look at my watch, just to tell the time But the hand's come off mine Something's gone wrong again Something's gone wrong again And again, and again, and again, again and Something's gone wrong again Something's gone wrong again Nothing ever happens to people like us 'Cept we miss the bus Something goes wrong again Need a smoke, use my last 50p But the machine is broke Something's gone wrong again Something goes wrong again And again, and again, and again, again and Something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again And again, and again, and again, again and Something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again Nothing ever happens to people like us 'Cept we miss the bus Something goes wrong again Need a smoke, use my last 50p But the machine is broke Something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again And again, and again, and again, again and Something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again I turn up early in time for our date But then you turn up late Something goes wrong again Need a drink, go to the pub But the bugger's shut Something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again And again, and again, and again, again and Something goes wrong again Ah, something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again Something goes wrong again