Pug Blues

Wakin' up early Workin' all day Soon as I walk through the door Pug is humpin' my leg Oh lord Don't know what to do with this pug Ohhh yeah Going crazy with this pug Walking by the laundry Almost stepped in poo Stroll back to fetch a drink Poo near my shoe Oh lord You're driving me nuts with this pug Ohhhh lord I need a break from this pug Walk anywhere He's 5 millimeters near Whisper a fart outside And he's howling "the end is near" Oh lord What am I gonna do with this pug Ohhh yeah Please grace me freedom from these pugs Barkin' at the tube Barkin' at the door Did a pen drop on Mars? Better bark some more Oh lord Please give me peace from this pug Ohhh yeah Thy will be done, quiet that freakin' pug!