Friend Like Me

Here I go! Uh, ooh, woo! Back up! Uh-oh! Watch out! Uh! You done wound me up! 'Bout to show you what I'm workin' with, uh Well, Ali Baba, he had them 40 thieves Scheherazade had a thousand tales But, master, you're in luck because up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo, and how? All you gotta do is rub that lamp And then I'll say "Mr. Man, what's your name? Whatever- What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, I'll jot it down" You ain't never had a friend like me Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me We pride ourselves on service You the boss, the king, the shah! Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish How about a little more baklava? Have some of column A Try all of column B I'm in the mood to help you, dude You ain't never had a friend like me Oh! Uh! It's the big part, watch out It's the big part, oh Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? Can your friends pull this? Out their little hat? Can your friends go? I'm the genie of the lamp I can sing, rap, dance, if you give me a chance, oh! Don't sit there buggy-eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your charge d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what's your wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt All you gotta do is rub like so Mister Aladdin! Yes! One wish or two or three Well, I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain't Never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never (never!) Had a (had a) Friend (friend) Like (like) Me You ain't never had a friend like me