Punky's Dilemma

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies Relaxin' awhile Livin' in style Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A. Casually glancing at his toupee Wish I was an English muffin 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster I'd ease myself down Comin' up brown I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan Ah, south California If I become a first lieutenant Would you put my photo on your piano? "To Mary Jane- Best wishes, Martin" Old Roger, draft-dodger, leavin' by the basement door Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for Oh, really?